加菲猫语录

原创 hamo  2007-05-16 10:57  阅读 1,058 views 次

>I hate mondays. -- Garfield
我恨星期一。 -- 加菲
>Never send a man to do a cat's job. -- Garfield
决不要让人去做猫的工作。 -- 加菲
>Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
>One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
>Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
>Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
>“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
>“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
>“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
>When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
>The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多,
忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着

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