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加菲猫语录

May 16th, 2007 No comments

>I hate mondays. — Garfield
我恨星期一。 — 加菲
>Never send a man to do a cat’s job. — Garfield
决不要让人去做猫的工作。 — 加菲
>Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
>One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
>Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
>Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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